Moving Forward

Super quote of the day: Act as if ye hath faith and faith shall be given to you. In other words, fake it till you make it!

After a series of insensitive attacks and condemnation from all my friends for the last 2 and a half months towards my permed hair, I've decided to put an end to it. My hair is short, straight and sexy again.

There are certain days when you wake up in the morning, or when you remain awake to the very late of night. And you just think to yourself for a moment "this time I'm gonna do it right, I'm gonna live my life right, I'm gonna put everything together and start it anew, the past is gone, this time it will be different...."



Every time whenever I do that, it feels good. It helps me to overlook the past and move on with a better note. Certain times in life, being rational is almost as good as being stupid. I can always tell you what is the best thing to do in a situation, but I will also assure you that it is not what I am going to do. It is not good to have premarital sex, ask me anytime on that, I will tell you the same thing. It is not good to cheat, it is not good to lie, it is not good to be lazy, it is not good to watch porn and masturbate 3 times a day, it is not good to get loaded after you have a break up, the most rational thing to do is to pick yourself up and understand that it is a girl and boy affair, accept it and move on.



But in reality, when you have a break up and you come to me, I will tell you what I've just said and then give you a beer. Being rational is sometimes as good as being stupid. Don't ever write that in your business paper, but write it on your life.



For of course the past exist, and it will mostly repeat itself. Every time when I pick myself up and say "I''m gonna do it right this time". What's going to happen is that I'll start my life anew, screw it up, pick myself up, start it anew and screw it up again. This is life, we are human and there is little we can change. So accept Christ.



Every time when I write something which I think is good. I will look at it and say 'you have just written something really good, this will be an inspiration to some people' and I'll be very happy about it. I've written many of them sometimes I wonder when will I be going out of ideas. When will I see the end of it. I have just realised I wouldn't.



Because certain days I wake up in the morning, or when I remain awake to the very late of night. I just think to myself "this time I'm gonna do it right, I'm gonna live my life right, I'm gonna put everything together and start it anew, the past is gone, screw the past, this time it will be different.

Just For Kicks

I am Ironman

I am Batman

I am Simpsons

I have just came back from a much needed break in KL. It feels good not to touch the computer at all for a few days. Too much computer a day sucks the life out of everyone. So see you soon when something interesting comes up or some more State Parliamentarians dies. Seriously, how many by-elections are we having? This has never happen before.

Do Not Fuck And Nothing Will Happen

Do not fuck and nothing will happen. Fuck and be prepared to risk the consequences. 'Fuck' like 'Jesus' was not meant to be a swear word. According to oxford 'fuck' means to have sex with somebody. It was neither a swear word nor a bad word until western people start using it whenever they get angry, which is a shame to their civilization.

The Star Reports a comment entitled sex, privacy and newspapers which was obviously talking about Wong the PKR assemblywoman who had her nudes exposed. An excerpt says:

"Let’s admit and acknowledge that for a wide section of the public — the vast majority of us normal human beings — there are boyfriends and girlfriends and intimate moments of great privacy.

If a partner violates that privacy for any reason, the other party is not to blame — the blame lies with the person who broke that trust, not the person who gave it.

If that is what we believe as a society, then Wong’s offer to resign should be rejected. If we believe that and still accept her resignation, then we are hypocrites for we are holding her responsible for merely, like the rest of us, being human."

Please allow me to repeat myself. Do not fuck and nothing will happen. Fuck and be prepared to be Chua Soi Lek. A man was visiting a nightclub in New Delhi India once and he saw this written on the lounge.

"Beauty is to see not to touch,
If to touch not too crush,
If to crush not too hard."

Another teenage boy was visiting my blog and he saw this written on his screen instead.

"Women is to love not to fuck,
if to fuck not too hard,
if too hard not to photograph."

I don't see to it that it is Wong's fault in this matter. And I don't think she should resign. I am deeply sorry for her. But the reality of life isn't. As a matter of fact, the real world has never shed sympathy for things such as these. . . . . at all.



Which lead us to the conclusion that ladies should learn how to take care of themselves at all time. Don't trust the boys, never trust the boys. Man is just another word for werewolves. And I am a proud member of them, Ah Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.




Nudity was acceptable to the 19th-century French Salon-going public, only as long as the setting was clearly "classical", depicting characters in a culture where nudity was commonplace, as in this painting by Jean-Léon Gérôme (1847).

Source from Wikipedia

Monologue

A little leisure, a little news, a little humour, a little thoughts. A little bit about everything, that's what I am. I know I have been doing a lot of 'thoughtful' postings lately so I'm taking this to be an easy one. Where should I start, okay let's start from the most stupid things. A few days ago, a guy came to buy DVDs from me in the store and I think some of you might know who he is.

Here you go, Nicholas Teo Zhang Dong Liang. And this is not just a receipt from a guy with the same name. It's the real person. If you insist on being sceptical, you can assume this is just a guy with the same name and signature who happens to also spend Rm319.50 on Disney Cartoons. But of course, I can't give you harder proof like a photo because I was pretending I didn't know him at all. He speaks hokkien to me by the way. I always hear that he is kinda snobbish and doesn't appreciate his Kuching fans much. Unlike me, I am always kind to my world wide fans which is scattering across the milky way. Be sure to catch me in the Teen's Choice Award next month in Jupiter.

I have been to Imperial Duck (Kuching) quite a few times since its opening and I got to say they sell very good ducks at the most reasonable price. It is not arguably the best duck in town, it is the best duck in town.

Duck Noodle

Pork Noodle

Xiao Loong Pau which is rare in Kuching

Is the rise of Starbucks, classy coffee, pubs and fine dining area robbing the business of Kopitiams in Kuching or is it so that they suddenly decide to rebrand and improve themselves. Because this is what I found in a coffee shop 3 minutes away from my house in Tabuan Jaya.

Free Wifi, gone are the days where you have to pay Rm11 for a cup of shit in order to surf the net with your laptop. We may not have air conditioner or sofa, but our cheapest drink costs you only Rm0.20. It's called Pipe water.





China is good at everything except for English. They are so smart they can come up with nice CD and packaging with all the wrong English names. Here is where they call famous 'BEYOND' to "BEYONG". Instantly turning something that is Chinese to sound very Korean. If you think that's too much, take a look instead at this . . .

Jacky CHUENG is one of my favourite singer

Last and least I saw this sign when visiting the Gents in a shopping complex.

My only question is, if I were to take the blue marker drawings away, what does the freaking sign originally mean?

Valentines Greetings

This is an automatic generated Valentines Greetings. Comments are disallowed as it is meaningless.


Here we are once again in a time where roses are sold for Rm15 per batang. We the couples of the world choose this day to celebrate our love. This will be the day where a lot of people will lose their virginity. Because men are such predators and women has no balls to resist. It is neither the fault of any party but if you insist to blame it on someone I will suggest you blame the government. Some lives are certain to be ruined today in a higher percentile because they will get pregnant involuntarily and their daughter will be 18 before they turn 35.


Once again Happy Valentines. Remember Abstinence, Be faithful, Condoms.

Sincerely from the author of your friendly neighbourhood blog Spiderman Andrew Ho.