Fishing Virgin

Super Short Talk: I am feeling a bit disappointed to miss an offshore fishing trip on this 25 August. I am to leave for studies on the 26. Damn it.


This was how I look like when I was one.




This is how I look like 20 years later





This is how a piece of beef salami looks like on a piece of bread




And that is how I have just wasted 5 seconds of your life which you'll never get back. Showing you 3 pictures that resemble the same thing ------ BEEF! Hahaha, anyway....

I would like to extend a special thanks to Samuel, a new church friend of mine, who gave me my first fishing experience whatsoever last week. It was very courteous of him to bring me along. Especially when I neither know anything about fishing nor have any fishing equipments, which by the way don't come cheap and can be easily spoiled by first timer.

I was kinda expecting fishing to be real boring the day before and I didn't expect to catch anything, at least that's what I thought until I saw Sam casted the hook far out into the pond with a swing.

I just thought that was really cool. I've always have this genuine love towards swinging stuff, throwing stuff and shooting stuff. So yeah, if you got any sports that involve that, invite me. Shooting absolutely has the high priority. However, it didn't work out that well when I tried casting on my own, my hook kinda end up entangled on a tree.

But still my rod got 5 strikes and I managed to reel back 3 fishes out of them, the other 2 ran away. Apparently, they could not see eye to eye to a human-fish relationship that involve me feeding you the bait and you getting caught by me. What can I say, it's really fun when you catch something.

Considering my fishing mates around who caught practically nothing, it might have been my lucky day. Or perhaps I am greatly blessed by God who sees my effort in turning down all the girls who chose to offer me their bodies as a sacrificial worship to my charm. Or maybe, I'm just saying maybe, all the fishes just turnt suicidal when they saw my stupid face. But anyway....

Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm just kidding, we let all the fishes back to the pond.

Top Ten Signs you are Middle-Class

10. Your motto is reduce, reuse and recycle



9. You don't like to spend money for whatever reasons



8. You don't like donating to charity because you think you are the person that really needs it



7. You hate Bill Gates and you don't know why



6. You buy Borneo Post instead of New Strait Times



5. You haven been flying MAS since Air Asia was founded



4. You only shop during 'MALAYSIA'S MEGA SALE IS BACK!'



3. You go to form 6



2. When it comes to buying a new car, the only brands you can think of is 'Proton and 'Perodua'.



1. You are actually checking yourself with those signs listed here!

Bloody Politics

Super Update: This post has been super updated.


Since when did Malaysian politics become so bloody? Ever since Anwar was released, we have seen 8 by elections in 18 months, which some of the assemblymen died to make way, which also by the way never happened in history with such frequency. And then we have Anwar the Sodomite trial for the second time, Perak the Zombie Trial, and a few cibai street protest, cibai ISA arrest which leads to many cibai civil unrest. This has been a hell of a political season.


But of course, I have covered all those news that I see interesting and thought I should take a break from the usual boring politics while waiting for Anwar to be arrested and jailed again. But suddenly, the news reported that someone from PKR decided to jump down (or maybe thrown down) from the MACC building. MACC is also known as the Malaysian Agency of Corrupted Cops. The dead guy is an aide of a PKR Assemblymen, he was arrested to help investigate a case against the opposition and was only released after questioning at 3.45 A.M in the middle of the night! Soon after, he was found dead near the same building, apparently like he jumped off from it. But is it?


My first reaction was "Wah Cibai!". What's wrong with MACC?


Did they just watch Wong Jing's "I Corrupt All Cops" and then decided to pull off a stunt like that?

You know what, our politics is like an English drama series and this is like an "end of the season spin-off". It's like this, in an English drama series, usually there is 1 theme in a season with a few sub-plots, and the whole season revolves around it. For example, our theme for this season is "How Barisan lost all the by elections" with the sub-plots "Unrest in Perak, ISA and The Fall of Abdullah Badawi". But we the writers are very smart one, as this season comes to an end and it looks like our ratings is still good. Before the last episode we've already started building the next theme of our coming season.


And this time, our theme is "The rise of Najib", "Anwar the sodomite trial take 2" and of course for the last scene of our last episode for this season. We just decide we'll kill a character from the opposition and throw him down the MACC (okaylah, it's the Malaysian Anti Corruption Commission) building, giving the audience a "What the fuck is that effect". And that is a really powerful one.


Imagine a 30 year old young man, who is supposed to get married in 2 days time, suddenly he was invited into the MACC building to help out with an investigation, and in a flash, his body was found dead. What happened? Is this a conspiracy? If it is, whose is it? For more, catch the next season of "Malaysia's Bloody Politics", only at Ntv7, your feel good channel.

yeah, I know, the corresponding actor name is ridiculous

Valkyrie is a very good movie I've watched. It's a true story about the Germans, the Nazis and a failed attempt to assasinate Adolf Hitler. I like it very much. And this is a NICE parody I've found which SPREAD BARISAN'S CIBAI AND PUSH A HYUNDAI INTO IT!

BARISAN FOR MANY YEARS OF GOVERNING HAS A SMEARED IMAGE WITH CORRUPTION, AND MACC DID NOT BOTHER TO DIG THEM UP, EVEN WITH THE MANY RECENT ALLEGATIONS. BIG ONES THAT INVOLVES MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF RINGGIT. BUT THEY WITH ALL THEIR INTELLECT CHOSE INSTEAD TO RACK UP THE OPPOSITION FOR MINOR CASES THAT INVOLVES EITHER A FEW COWS OR IN THIS CASE, A FEW THOUSAND RINGGIT. WHICH DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY CAUSED THIS TRAGEDY. WHO THE FUCK BOTHER TO RISK GOING TO JAIL BECAUSE OF RM2OOO. WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT BEGGARS & ROBBERS HERE, THESE ARE ASSEMBLYMEN, UNLIKE SUPPORTERS OF BN, THEY HAVE CLEARLY BEEN TO SCHOOL. AND PROBABLY EARN MORE MONEY IN A MONTH THAN THAT! I CAN CERTAINLY UNDERSTAND WHY, THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ARE OUTRAGED AND DECIDE TO THRONG OUT THE STREETS TO PROTEST. BECAUSE SOME EDUCATED PEOPLE THAT HAS GUTS, JUST DECIDE THEY WOULDN'T LIKE TO BE RAPED LIKE THIS.

The First 30 Minutes

Some days we oversleep our hours and wake up with the freshest mind ever. And for the first 30 minutes or so, that is when we know our mind can think most logically, most analytically and most emotionless. It is that short period of time when I can see things as it is, nothing less nothing more, you could have played a porn in front of me and all I could see is science in action. But that moment could last no longer than half an hour, as time slips, I know the human part of me is slowly creeping in. And soon, emotions will cloud my judgement, hormonal change will affect my thoughts, there will be mood swings and temptations, and I will have to succumb to them all.


I am writing to you after a 15 hours sleep. You know you've overslept your day when you wake up with cold hands and feet on a sunny afternoon. I do not have a message to convey, this is not an Alien E.T. stunt, trying to communicate with you. This is the part of life when you know you have to seize the moment. And to remember your thoughts now and trust in them in the future, because you don't get this all the time. It is in one of these days when I woke up and realized I needed God. And that has changed my life. And for the other times of usual days, the best state of my human mind can think of is to masturbate once more.


The science we see today is a product of thoughts, wisdom, experience, studies that has been passed down cumulatively over a long time. But revelation comes like a lightning. It happens fast and doesn't strike at the same place twice. Most of them aren't written in books, even if they are, they are always subjective. That's why I never read philosophies, I could have written the same thing they did and receive little honour in return. It is in one of these days when I woke up and chose to believe in nothing else than the Bible. If someone has the right to teach me how to live my life, He better be someone much higher than I or the rest of you, like God.


There is a trend of how my mind thinks when I wake up like this. But I cannot write on now, my time is up.

Normal Post

Because I am a loser, I only take pictures with a camera phone wherever I go. Although digital camera is now very affordable, the thought of bringing a bulky gadget everywhere I go only to take pictures is just too girly and hasty for me. I think most boys would agree with me, all things are better made simple. Compromising quality, a camera phone is a good thing at the very best of convenience, especially when you like blogging or you just enjoy snapping pictures. Anything better, you'd have to implant a camera into your body. I would personally like to put it in my penis, I just thought it will be hillarious when I go "hey hey would anyone like to take a picture, wait, just let me take my penis out and.... okay, anyone want a picture? Anyone?"

I have been using my previous Sony Ericsson K750i for the past 2.5 years. Though it was arguably one of the best camera phone like 3 years ago, it is definitely losing out in comparison with the newer models. So I've decided to buy a new one last month, and of course, like all my purchases, it has to go in line with my character, cheap.


So I went to the shops around Kuching, at first looking for a Samsung or an LG, but little did I know, all the shops here do not sell AP sets for these 2 brands. AP sets (unauthorised distribution sets) are usually Rm300 cheaper than Zitron's (authorised distribution, 3 years warranty one). So I've decided to get a Sony Ericsson C510 instead.






It costs me Rm600. Good, cheap and practical. I think jobless students don't need a 2.4 K Blackberry. And like it or not, most students are jobless and most people are mediocre. I know, it's quite an unfortunate fact of life.

My aunty was the Chief Prefect for Kuching High School in 1980. What is your aunty?

Most of my peers has left Kuching to study this month. Except for a few sick bastards that are going to cool places like NUS, US and Cambridge where intakes start later. While me, I'm just chilling in Kuching waiting for my Cha Kueh Tiao stall to ready.

I went for steamboat with a few of my friends shortly before they left. Frankly I don't quite enjoy this kind of sizzling steamboat. Half the time, I am busy frying stuff and eating off possibly uncooked meat while sweating through the night. It isn't very enjoyable.

Also I ate this in a new place call "Kimbay" in Kuching. The picture may look pretty, but it sure taste like shit. I wouldn't recommend anything from that shop.


Oh by the way, I found piggy bun in Kuching. My current pastor told me there is a place call Mitsu Teahouse in RH Plaza that sells it. I know it's Tau Sar pau only, but it's cute lah.

For Rm3, you'll have to compromise with the craftmanship

Cacat pig

Normal Char Siew Pau

Normal Pork Rice

And my normal face

Yalah yalah, still fat lah, what to do?


I asked my life to be extraordinary, it turned out normal. What to do?

I know Michael Jackson is dead, some fans very sad. I know the the government has revert teaching of Science and Maths in English. Some people very pissed. I know life sucks, Malaysia sucks, South East Asia sucks, Asia sucks, the world sucks, but what to do? No choice what, just close your eyes and live on loh. Or else go jump river meh. Suan le lah.......

No I am not going to Kelantan!