Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Bloody Politics

Super Update: This post has been super updated.


Since when did Malaysian politics become so bloody? Ever since Anwar was released, we have seen 8 by elections in 18 months, which some of the assemblymen died to make way, which also by the way never happened in history with such frequency. And then we have Anwar the Sodomite trial for the second time, Perak the Zombie Trial, and a few cibai street protest, cibai ISA arrest which leads to many cibai civil unrest. This has been a hell of a political season.


But of course, I have covered all those news that I see interesting and thought I should take a break from the usual boring politics while waiting for Anwar to be arrested and jailed again. But suddenly, the news reported that someone from PKR decided to jump down (or maybe thrown down) from the MACC building. MACC is also known as the Malaysian Agency of Corrupted Cops. The dead guy is an aide of a PKR Assemblymen, he was arrested to help investigate a case against the opposition and was only released after questioning at 3.45 A.M in the middle of the night! Soon after, he was found dead near the same building, apparently like he jumped off from it. But is it?


My first reaction was "Wah Cibai!". What's wrong with MACC?


Did they just watch Wong Jing's "I Corrupt All Cops" and then decided to pull off a stunt like that?





You know what, our politics is like an English drama series and this is like an "end of the season spin-off". It's like this, in an English drama series, usually there is 1 theme in a season with a few sub-plots, and the whole season revolves around it. For example, our theme for this season is "How Barisan lost all the by elections" with the sub-plots "Unrest in Perak, ISA and The Fall of Abdullah Badawi". But we the writers are very smart one, as this season comes to an end and it looks like our ratings is still good. Before the last episode we've already started building the next theme of our coming season.


And this time, our theme is "The rise of Najib", "Anwar the sodomite trial take 2" and of course for the last scene of our last episode for this season. We just decide we'll kill a character from the opposition and throw him down the MACC (okaylah, it's the Malaysian Anti Corruption Commission) building, giving the audience a "What the fuck is that effect". And that is a really powerful one.


Imagine a 30 year old young man, who is supposed to get married in 2 days time, suddenly he was invited into the MACC building to help out with an investigation, and in a flash, his body was found dead. What happened? Is this a conspiracy? If it is, whose is it? For more, catch the next season of "Malaysia's Bloody Politics", only at Ntv7, your feel good channel.





yeah, I know, the corresponding actor name is ridiculous






Valkyrie is a very good movie I've watched. It's a true story about the Germans, the Nazis and a failed attempt to assasinate Adolf Hitler. I like it very much. And this is a NICE parody I've found which SPREAD BARISAN'S CIBAI AND PUSH A HYUNDAI INTO IT!


BARISAN FOR MANY YEARS OF GOVERNING HAS A SMEARED IMAGE WITH CORRUPTION, AND MACC DID NOT BOTHER TO DIG THEM UP, EVEN WITH THE MANY RECENT ALLEGATIONS. BIG ONES THAT INVOLVES MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF RINGGIT. BUT THEY WITH ALL THEIR INTELLECT CHOSE INSTEAD TO RACK UP THE OPPOSITION FOR MINOR CASES THAT INVOLVES EITHER A FEW COWS OR IN THIS CASE, A FEW THOUSAND RINGGIT. WHICH DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY CAUSED THIS TRAGEDY. WHO THE FUCK BOTHER TO RISK GOING TO JAIL BECAUSE OF RM2OOO. WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT BEGGARS & ROBBERS HERE, THESE ARE ASSEMBLYMEN, UNLIKE SUPPORTERS OF BN, THEY HAVE CLEARLY BEEN TO SCHOOL. AND PROBABLY EARN MORE MONEY IN A MONTH THAN THAT! I CAN CERTAINLY UNDERSTAND WHY, THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ARE OUTRAGED AND DECIDE TO THRONG OUT THE STREETS TO PROTEST. BECAUSE SOME EDUCATED PEOPLE THAT HAS GUTS, JUST DECIDE THEY WOULDN'T LIKE TO BE RAPED LIKE THIS.



4 comments:

Takaloy said...

this is a good read :P

goingkookies said...

my sentiments exactly..

however, it doesn't feel like many in the working world are doing much about this.

it's as if there are no impacts...

Anonymous said...

good read..but just a minor correction...the aide is from DAP not PKR..

Andrew Ho said...

Okay, thanks.

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