Tuesday, March 31, 2009

My Confession

On this fateful day, I would like to take the opportunity to confess to all my friends that I am gay. Ever since the age of 11, I have a growing interest towards boys rather than girls. For many years I have tried to shake it away yet to no avail. I struggled a lot mentally and exhausted every option to change myself. I don't like it. If you think that I enjoy being what I am, you are wrong. I don't like it I hate it. And if there is something I can do to change, I would have traded anything to do that. It is not as simple as it is. You will never understand the struggle I've been through. And no one will understand it, unless he has similar experience.



I know how this society view people like me. They see us like animals, and some treat us the same. I decided that the only way for me to get this out of my mind is through my blog as it has been troubling me for a long time. To straighten out my stand, I will not fight for gay rights, I will not support gay marriage and I will not engage in any homosexual activities. Just as I will not discriminate gay people. I will not treat them like animals, and I will not condemn them.


I did not choose this path. I wasn't given a choice. It's not fair and may the heavens forgive me.





Signed by: Andrew Ho,

This is an April Fool's message, written in advance and published one day in advance to surprise the shit out of you. Happy April's Fool. And stop bashing gay people. I enjoy teenage lesbian porn very much. You stop that and I'll burn your house, kill your pet and dig the graves of your ancestor.



13 comments:

5327 said...

Can't stop laughing at the final para...

while u dig up ppl's ancestors' grave, can u pls help mown the grass around too...u knw it's cheng meng n everything

btw, dun think they will ban lesbian porn. gay basher love gal on gal

Jorge said...

Lol nice one dude.

EnJuNz said...

I LOL-ed

pilocarpine said...

if u're a gay, you're a gay...

do not need to hide behind d april fool confession..

Andrew Ho said...

It's important people realize that most of the things I write is fictional.

Miss Taeyong said...

hahaha... good one pilocarpine!

Choonie, the Guru said...

You scared me!

Samantha Janey said...

Gosh~ IT's so "AprilFool"ishness message ever XD

Andrew Ho said...

BBC reported there were flying penguins this time last year.

casey said...

LoL!!

Guess the visit count boosted up like high blood pressure from this post.

Innovatively coincidentally April's Fool article.

Hollywood Records said...

yes and our next step is to make him go out with a boy, kisses, have picture posted, make gossips, and then we are gonna arrange a world tour for him, catch his concert June this year with his first album debut "I'm not so gay" and smash hit "I like lesbians porn".


Happy April Fool.

Lim Su Ee said...

LOL....good one, Andrew! I got a shocked after reading the first few lines. And then i doubted.haha. Anyway, what can be worse than you becoming a gay. Perhaps the youngest gay dad? Happy April Fools' Day! =)

Andrew Ho said...

gay people can't really reproduce. Are you sure you are doing pharmacy right? XD

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