Thursday, November 12, 2009

Do You Want To Titanic Me?

Men want women to be fresh all the time. As long as he still thinks the woman is fresh, he will treat her like she is the only thing that matters on earth. But why is it that so often we hear girls say to their boyfriends "you have changed, you are no longer the guy that I first fall in love with". That's because somehow the boy thinks her girlfriend is not fresh anymore.

So the question is, how long does this "fresh" feeling last? Scientifically speaking, it is the first 3 days he know her.

That's why you will see men who keep finding new girlfriends, fresh girlfriends. Because lust is an unstoppable force. Women on the other hand is a little different. Instead of finding new fresh boys all the time, they want their boyfriend to remain fresh forever. It's a little bit like trying to make pickled cucumbers.

Do you know why titanic is the best love story of all time? Because Titanic is a place where you don't have to work but you get to eat. So in the morning you get up, you don't have to work and you get to eat, in the afternoon you don't have to work, you get to eat, and in the night, you don't have to work again and you get to be romantic. It does not absolutely resembles real life at all. And the most crucial part? It never lasted more than 3 days.

Please understand that the 3 days is very important, this 3 days is when the romantic turbo of a guy is turned on. He will be able to perform task and behavior that he will never able be able to repeat again for the rest of his life, to you. Drown in an icy cold ocean, towards a women you've barely known, what are the chances you will give her your only pelampung? The romantic turbo is still turned on.....

*Ideas for this post is not original, I plagiarise it from a funny show. And you should be aware that I write these things for fun only.

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