Thursday, May 14, 2009

Acer Latest Aspire Laptop

3 weeks ago


Like most people who think they belong to the better cultured and educated member of this society. We read Reader's Digest. And that was where it all began.....

It was a chilly Monday morning, I was fast asleep in bed, dreaming about sexy underage girls while humping my bolster when a noise awoke me. It was the sound of the motor rumbling from the postman's bike. I was served with the May's issue of Reader's Digest.

And it wasn't just any issue. This one features the Annual Reader's Digest Most Trusted Brand. A 100% voted by consumer survey which dramatically award good brands for their products.

And the No.1 laptop brand was given to Acer.







2 weeks ago



I called up my friend who managed to secure a part-time job in PC image, Kuchingnites favourite computer shop and asked if there were any good laptops. He told me there was this new line Acer aspire laptops that had just arrived hot from the factory. It was so new it is the only model that uses a DDR3 ram. It was so new I can't even find a review about it on the internet. It was so new they didn't even know what they were selling. But like all good sales person, we tell our customer ------ It is good.

So since I was a good friend. And also a member of the certified public accountant cheap people association. I could buy the laptop for Rm1919 at dealer price. Dealer price weren't supposed to go that low, market price should have been Rm2299, but well, let's just say Bill Gates didn't earn anything from me this time.

And so it happened. I bought an Acer Aspire 4736. Intel Core 2 Duo, 250 GB HDD, 1GB DDR3.







On the same day



I went home to flip on Reader's Digest while installing my OS. And on the same "Trusted Brand" section. I found that their:


BEST CAR BRAND - PROTON

BEST FUEL BRAND - PETRONAS

BEST COURIER BRAND - POS LAJU

BEST AIR COND BRAND - YORK

BEST COOKING OIL BRAND - CAP HELANG

BEST UNIVERSITY BRAND - USM

AND THE REST - IS HISTORY


I felt a sudden dizziness and my room began to spin then slowly darken. I did not know what happened next. But when I woke up. The only words I could read and remember were "Your Windows XP is ready for use...."




And that was the day I bought Acer





They didn't even bother to stick the warranty sticker properly. It didn't seal up anything.


2 Days After That


W: Why you buy Acer? Buy Toshiba Fujitsu.

Andrew: Acer is good

W: Acer is nooooooo goooooood

Andrew: You are evil, your Toshiba will be striked by lightning, the lightning will come from your window, and strike at your Toshiba directly 3 times. Your warranty can't even cover that because at the end of it, it will become Acer.

W: Ok.



The Present Day


Don't be so melodramatic la. Give love a chance. You should hope my computer stays good or else I will have to use my dick to blog. Which is impossible (for now). I am unsubcribing Reader's Digest next month, for real.





Silent Keyboard and handy buttons, webcam optimized for low light video cum cyber sex in a dark room. These are the things I fell for. I am cheap.

15 comments:

Magnild World said...

Nica laptop.....I wish to change my laptop as well :) but wait until economy recover lar .....

Jeffrey said...

Sleak laptop. Haha. I used to have an Acer Laptop. No worries, it worked fine. I had it for one and a half year before I sold it when I got a new one.

LyS@™ said...

Get Mac notebook la.. hehehe
Btw thx for your comment!

Andrew Ho said...

okay, next time i buy Mac.

Anonymous said...

The warrenty seal is at the correct space. There is a screw below it. You need to remove the sticker to unscrew. So it is at the correct space.

Hope this will enlighten you, I really really like you.

H20 said...

it is warranty, not warrenty.

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