Boom Boom Pow

a fraction of my ex-schoolmates

This holiday of mine has been nothing short of refreshing. I managed to meet up with almost all my friends. Those previous schoolmates, previous churchmates, current churchmate and friends from other school I don't even remember how I met them. It marvels me for the fact that I have enough close acquaintances (not the ones like you add them as friend on facebook but don't even know who the heck are them) to fill up a truck but is still single (at the moment, I don't guarantee what'll happen at the next second) I heard there is a time for everything so I am neither rushing nor trying anything now. (I doubt this sentence and its' lack of originality)


Laksa taste as good to me as it was before. This is the one I had in the Spring Madam Tang. Apparently Madam Tang's laksa's quality differ from one place to another, now it is just the Spring's one that's good.

for a whopping Rm11.20

I've learn a great deal with this trip back. I guess you could know so with my previous post and my new blog. Anyway I'm not preaching during weekdays, I got a new dog. It barks at me.

And that is Kuching for me, I am impressed by the recent development of the city. Being stagnant on developement since Independence, the last 3 years has been like a gold rush. The rich gets richer and hopefully they will spare some crumbs for others.

In the next 3 years, I hope to see Kuching acheiving it's Garden City status. Making it truly the most livable city in Malaysia, a blend of modern advancement in nothing short of a laidback and easy town. You don't get beggars here, it's the very definition of a middle-class society.


And next week, I got to report back to Najib Tun Razak in the country's capital again. Apparently he couldn't manage the country properly when I merely took a short annual break. MCA collapsed, Military Jet engines got stolen and what more, let me see today's headline (Monday when I am writing this) erm, I see on the Star "Doctor fondle my private parts, says factory worker." Nevermind, blame that on the goverment too!


Oh yes, before I forgot.... HAPPY 2010, LIVE LONG AND PROSPER!

It's a New Year

It has been a year now since I started blogging here. And I have grown throughout this year. Blogging for me is always good as long as it edifies me. Sometimes it come to you as a form of entertainment and I don't mind that. Unfortunately it seems to me that I have come to an end with this blog and I no longer feel that it can help me grow to the next level.


Like I said in my previous post, I am a Christian and with recent experiences in life. I now see to it that it is not possible for me to grow by avoiding God in my sharings. At the same time I do not want to impose on all forcefully my faith and my beliefs. After very little thought, I've decided to write another blog which is completely themed around Christianity. And I believe it to be equal if not more entertaining and meaningful than this nonsense I have here.


Yes I would maintain this blog and keep writing here. I will update both blogs once a week. Almost like real life, on the weekends I will attend church, and on weekdays I'll be at home (which is here) .


This is how I mean it when I say I do not blog for people. Even if I want to, not many people are interested to read this "very bad self-help book" that I am writing. It is good enough if you had done and be commited yourself to certain things and people for an amount of time. And when there is a need to change, you'll have to change and move on with life.


Oh yes, Christmas is around the clock, so here am I wishing all my friends and strangers a MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!


And yes, the whole point of this post, this is gonna screw a lot of religious minds and pretty much any Christian on the street in town. But I am sick of religous people and I like to screw them. I'll tell you why later in:

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Directions

Last night I had two glasses of Tea C Peng passed midnight and sure enough my caffeine sensitive body reacted to it accordingly. I couldn't sleep until dawn. There is something about lying in bed in a sleepless night, firstly it sucks. Secondly your mind would start to wander around, thinking about this and that. And when the morning arrived, you had to remind yourself that whatever crossed your mind last night wasn't right. It was just your hyped up brain thinking nonsense. And I have decided to share yet another one of mine with you.


I was thinking directions. Specifically the directions of my life. I wasn't sure where my life is leading me to. And I wasn't sure if I had done the right thing so far. Am I investing time on the right people. Should I continue what I am doing, should I spend more time with certain people that poses neither immediate nor long term effects in my life. I was thinking directions.


A person cannot live without knowing where they are heading in life. Even if you're heading to hell, you gotta at least know it. It is depressing to be aimless. Liken to a floating boat in the sea. And I just thought I didn't want to be one of them. It is part of human nature to feel insecure when you're in an environment or a time, an age of your life where you have to make decisions. Decisions that will affect your life significantly. I feel that I have to start with a direction. You got to at least know where you want to go before you can take the first step.


As a Christian who refuses to preach in his blog. You have to understand that whatever I write here is just half of what I believe in. I've asked many questions without giving the proper answers. All my posts read like a bad self-help book. But it's been more than a year now and I've gotten sick of myself. I've decided to take a step of faith, to mention more about my beliefs. When men have a problem God has an answer. It's just that sometimes we are too stupid to realize it.


And to directions? It is good that we seek our heart and pray, to understand what we really want. But yet our futile mind can sometime think so much and plan so far only. We can't go beyond God. We can't even be sure what's gonna happen tomorrow. So in that light, I've also learnt to surrender my cares to God. Believing in His provision to lead me into the path I so much seek. And I believe it will be a good because I believe in a good God.


I know me talking about my faith is a bad combination. I've tried to avoid it but it's such a big part of me recently it has just been growing I couldn't help. I don't have a talent I have a gift. It has been tested proven, and no one would deny that I can't if I say I can preach. I may not be a teacher that can reveal a lot of things to you. But I can warmth your heart up with a simple message. A message of love this Christmas. As much as humility is one of the virtue I build my life upon, denying the fact that I can perform doesn't help.


Jesus Christ is not a swear word. Tonight you are young and you might feel that with both your arms stretched wide across the air you can seemingly own the world. Well you wouldn't be forever young. Someday, you'd wake up wishing that you had learnt more about this Name you swore upon so frequently. You'd wish life is a little more than what you've owned. You'd think about the past and the time and opportunities that slipped right across you. There will be regrets, it will haunt you. But there isn't much you can do about the past. Have you instead given much thought about today? Any directions?

Politics is The Enviroment

Last week, I had a long time friend over in KL for a night and we just spent a great deal of time talking about politics. Coincidentally his father runs for office and is the chairman of a certain party of a certain state. Rest be assured it is not the ruling party la. I thought it was just very nice to be able to discuss with a peer about the on-goings of this country. I do not get that a lot. Obviously politics is something people in general would care more as they grow older. Because politics is not a far-fetched business, it is the environment.

So what do I have to say about recent development in politics. Well, first of all, there aren't much recent developments. From what we know is the ruling government wins.


1)Let's talk about the Perak crisis. The last we know they overthrown the state govt. and then there were some protest. Then they changed the Parliament chairman, there were some chaos. Then the high court ruled that Zambry was not the legitimate Chief Minister, then the next day, that ruling is overthrown over by Zambry's appeal (most efficient court ever, able to handle appeal in 24 hours) and then now there is not much news.


2) Anwar's case, as ugly as it may seem. The trial is on. Regardless of the appeal to strike out the case, the hound to bring the case to a syariah court which needs a 4 witness to testimony before one can be proclaimed guilty for adultery. Or in this case, a little bit more than adultery. The trial is still on. And we have no idea how this will lead on. Maybe and it's just a speculation, he might go to jail again. You don't see any sense in this but base on the Malaysia Boleh theme, we can do crazy things.


3) Despite all the RPK accusations, all the Bala statutory declaration, no.1, no.2 and now he come back saying another story, involving more people. This thing is resting on stagnant waters. It is not going anywhere up till now. And no one seems to have sufficient power to nail it. It is not anybody's fault, it is just a difficult case.


4) Lingam case, not really crucial in the political scene, but I thought I'd just mention. A royal commision is useless. They have all the power to investigate but ZERO power to take action. It's just a game. This is how I play it. You got a problem with my friend, fine, to bring justice on the table, I'll get the royal commision. Let's come investigate, do it for 6 months, 1 year, not enough? Do it for 2 years. Sooner or later, the public will forget and then we will also pretend we forget. Nobody gets hurt. Investigation finish? So what. Nothing happens. No charges, nothing.


5) MCA problem. This one I can say a lot Haha, because MCA not powerful. They have like 3 groupies in 1 party trying to tear each other off. It kinda remind me of "Romance of the 3 Cities". Chinese people, really, memang like to fight against each other huh? But wait, this doesn't fit into the picture that the ruling govt. is winning, because the situation is bad. It is bad for them and I don't think the pubic would ever give much support to them in the next election.


6) PKFZ, one of the issue why MCA is fighting as the critics would speculate. The money is lost, the project has failed, we cannot recover it. That's all. The culprit? They will not be punished. Because our country has a better definition when it comes to the Free World and Democracy - Everybody runs free.


7) BTN course is a joke. I have not even heard of such thing until the news reported it. It is not ideal for the govt. to teach other races to hold on to the so called supremacy and instill hatered and rasicm. As a Chinese, let me tell you, if the Malay, Indian, Dayak, Black or Western people have any good qualities that I can learn from. I would go and learn from them quickly, not to hate them because they are better than me. From race to race, we may have differences and we may not be the best of friends. But at a certain level, surely we can see eye to eye and live peacefully liken to a family under the roof of this country. So why do govt. instill such courses? Do you think it is for the benefit of all races and promote unity? Do you think they care about it? Or was it politically motivated and for their own benefit? All Chinese, and all Malay and all Indian would agree with me. We got no problem with each other. We have a problem with those politicians ruling us because sometimes, they are just screwing us left right up and down.


8) The future of the political landscape of Malaysia, as I see it today is thorny, but getting better. It is definitely a progress, nomatter who is winning or who is losing. And it is important, very important, we keep on the good work. Bloggers keep on blogging, news site keep on reporting and out of our millions of population surely doors will be open to a few that can carry the weight of leading this country. If you don't make it leap as least try not to destroy it. A taxi driver told me that under the era of Mahathir, there were more progress than under Abdullah. I don't think a taxi driver is all that credible but if a driver can say it. It got to mean something.


If there is an opportunity for me to enter politics. Would I take it? I will. It's a 'if', don't quote me 10 years later and say what had happened to me. But I will, and I think everybody should think like that. Because politics is not a far-fetched business, it is the enviroment.

Nothing Much

I woke up with an inspiration this morning. But then I continued lying in bed by the time I got up, it is gone. I'm going back to Kuching tomorrow. December is always great for me, just to meet up old friends and gather. I only get to see some of them at this time of the year. It's like seeing Santa Clause sometimes - only once a year. Not the real one, the real one never existed but the one in the shopping mall. That's the part of life that isn't really good. Not all your friends can stay near you all the time. They mostly don't.


I don't think I will call up Mr Alan up there to ask for young and beautiful girl. That's probably because I am not straight. (Pun Intended) I mean, my back is not straight. I always have a problem standing straight after getting used for years to the habit of hunchbacking a little while walking. Which is why I bought this 2 weeks ago.

It is actually painful to use this thing regularly. But I have to if I don't want to be huckleberryfinn. It is suppose to help me fix my posture.

I've recently joined the bandwagon of idiocracy (no such word, I invented it) by drinking this. No offense, detox tea are great. And tru detox have a good reputation of making your shit look like pasta.

But again, you can eat whatever health supplement you want. If you refuse to control your diet and eat anyhow, it wont be of any help. Except to make you feel better mentally. I have extensive experience of being fat and I have made good progress in bringing it down, so I can say it. It has been 3 months I am in university. I guess this is just the end of the beginning. I am looking forward to a good time in Kuching and hopefully next year (and I dread it) would be yet another challenge I can overcome. Peace out.

Pen down my thoughts

I have been playing facebook a lot recently, a little too much actually. While cruising facebook, I actually angered a friend because of the things I wrote. Somehow my sarcastic jokes turnt out.......... really sarcastic to him. And so I made him mad. Another classic example of how I screw up things in life. So I am taking a break from facebook, these social networking sides are sometimes more real than life. People actually take what you say seriously and they treat it the same. Dangerous I would say if you're not careful with your words.


Let's put this aside. I think human relationship is just sometimes weird. Let's take boy-girl relationship for instance. When you're in love, everything seems so right and nice. Then 2 years later, somehow something goes wrong and then you break up. When that happens, all you can do is lie on bed and wonder what went wrong? And then you start to think of all the times you both had together, and wonder if it means anything now.


Which reminds me of what Shakespears wrote "the course of true love never did run smooth" in a midsummer night's dream. Yeah, but sometimes it just run into hell.


On the bright side, wait, there is no bright side.


All you feel is your world slowly collapsing, pressing you down making you hard to breath. You wont die eventually. No, you will survive. But it is damn sad and not fun. Which answers why most of the songs you heard are lovey dovey and poets enjoy writing love poems. Because human emotions are just very good to exploit. If you have 10 songs about friendship, world peace and family values in an album. The only people that will buy is you and your family.


So here is my little poetry:


You could live 1000 years and never would have thought,
Such shits would happen to you,
You thought you're grown up and mature,
You thought you're big enough to handle,
But shits would ultimately happen to you.


To say this life sucks is unfair,
Because everybody shits everyday,
Sometimes it goes down the toilet bowl,
Other times it goes down your throat raw,
So ultimately shits will happen to you.


So days will pass as tomorrows come,
And dreams unfold in pieces,
Some good some bad some pain in the ass,
But as time blows the leaves of memories,
Surely if thou shall endureth thy time with love and patience, hope remains faithful.


In a bowl of tomato soup.

Penang

camera phone image is like that

My cousin drove me down to Penang at night last weekend. Penang is one city that looks fantastic from the bridge but when you go inside the town area, it kinda looks like Kuching. But definitely, being the no.2 city in Malaysia, it does have more buildings and a larger population.

We have heard a lot about Penang food. Actually they are not bad. Here's the Penang Cha Kueh Tiao, Har Mee, Chendul, Cheong Fun I've tasted.





I've got a problem with the Chendul. Considered I went to the so called most famous Chendul in Penang near Komtar, I didn't really think it was worth it at all. To begin with, I have to line up in a street like this:




And eat standing on the street. You should see how they washed the bowl and spoon. Just rinse it in a big container of brown murky water. It's perfectly the definition of reduce, reuse, recycle. And probably their secret ingredient. The taste is good, I have to say, but far from great lah. It's not even worth a second visit.



I went to Queensbay and all that, but then KL got enough shopping malls already. So nothing much. Oh ya, I ate this yam rice over in Butterworth. Kinda miss the soup with pork, tasted salty and vinegar sour. I happen to like sour things.

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Do you feel that sometimes Christianity to you is just a loose set of moral codes? Designed to keep you in line, and while you obeyed them casually you didn't pay much attention to it: You just did enough to make you feel good about yourself.


Do you wake up in the morning and pray routinely because it is what the church told you to do since young, but you never really mean it in the heart? Do you at times go to church camps or church events, where the music is so good, the worship is so great it “touched” your heart, and for a moment you are excited about God and Jesus but that feeling only last for a week, and then, you forget, and then you slowly and completely leave it behind.


If you have these experiences, you need to pick up the phone and call me. Because many churches ain’t telling you the real deal about Christianity, because many churches are keeping the truth and Jesus behind the curtain. They are not teaching you right. Church is not a law school where you go and learn what is right or wrong. Church is a place you meet Christ, and through His empowerment, love and grace, you change. This is a message from Andrew Ho, the last few people in this nation, that can really preach the hell out of you.



Super Christian Talk: If you are a preacher, you read this out loud to your congreation this Sunday and then you preach Jesus to them. If you can't show them the truth, pick up the phone and call me. I charge by hour.

Random Talks

I have been writing on this blog for the past 11 months now. It has been over 100 posts consistently generated by my less than interesting life. Sometimes I wish I can write blog in seasons. You know, you get 1 season done. Then you get a long break, and then you come back to make season 2 again. Which is not a very bad idea. Because life is about seasons. It's about stages. If you wonder what does generation gap means, it simply means 2 people who are at different stages of life being unable to communicate effectively.

J.Co Yogurt is a great idea except it being Rm9.10

But again, if you think this is just another blog post that I'm gonna preach about life, you are wrong. I can't possibly do it all the time. Women, come once a month. I cannot come 6 times a month and still be normal. By the way, I am not implying that I am. And I feel that it is time for me to move on to the next stage of life. I know it is a little too early to make new year resolutions, but who are we kidding, most new year resolutions go down the drain. If you want something to be different, you make a move today.


I don't know, maybe I should take life more seriously. Maybe I should fall in love. Maybe I should change my attitude towards life and people (unlikely so, why lower my statures to be one of those lowly beings). Maybe I should rock the world of everyone I know and show them I am alive and kicking. There are a lot of maybes, most of them crap. But between dreams and reality, most people want to be a better person than what he really is when it comes to Christmas and New Year. It's more likely a futile attempt as they will repeat their same behaviour the following year. But there will be a few of us that can really do it.

It is believed that abalone resembles a certain body part

Which reminds me what Einstein said, insanity is to repeat the same action hoping for a different result.This is good isn't it, just me sitting here chit chatting with you randomly. Actually I am just talking to myself here. I don't even know who reads my blog and who doesn't now. This is a one way communication. With the help of facebook, blogs are really dying. It's actually more enjoying to play facebook than this. I mean, we can do most of the things on facebook more effectively than blogging. It's like a blogging tool made for lazy people.


Instead of typing long sentences to say something, you just have to update your facebook status that goes like "I AM SHAVING MY BALLS NOW". And the whole world gets it. You want to show where you've been today, just upload some photos and tag everyone. Events, great tool I used it to organise gatherings this coming Christmas. Just invite your friends on facebook and see if they are coming. And the comments, wonderful, you like something, just click "like". Way more encouraging than someone cursing you on your blog anonymously.

It's the young people thing today. Unrelatedly, I'm having this cough for a week now. It's 2 a.m. as I'm writing, so let's just consider this our pillow talk and say our goodnights.


P/S: The Christmas Carol is actually a good and meaningful show to watch. For those people who are more inclined towards English education, if you want to reminiscence your childhood Charles Dickens story, watch it. It makes Christmas better than 2012.

To Arthur!

I don't drink a lot. I don't drink at all. Not even socially. I only drink when I am sad. It's a trick that I've recently learnt that drinking a little beer helps me relax. You don't get drunk, no, I don't get drunk with a can of beer. I never got drunk and I don't think I will. My point is, it's actually easier to sleep with a little alchohol when your heart is a little troubled. It makes your mind think slower and your heart numb. That's why I guess my dad drink a can (and a can of beer only) before he sleeps. You see, when you're married with the same women for the past 25 years....... ahhh , nevermind that.

It is true that drinking is not a solution to any problem. If it is, then psychologist and counsellor will be very sad because they will be out of job. But not every problem is solvable and technical. Not everything is a business decision. Some of the problems is just stupid. For example, you fall in love with a girl that doesn't like you and like someone else instead. Or you're gay and you fall in love with a guy that is straight and you're thinking what the hell is wrong with you. In short, emotional problems are more complicated and there usually is no solution to it, except for you wait for time to heal itself or........ TO ARTHUR!

Beer is like panadol, you don't use it to treat your problems. You just suppress it until it gets better. And believe it or not, this suppressing thing, it works for boys. Girls would love to crawl and hug each other in bed, talking and crying their hearts out while trying to come up with encouragements and solutions to their problems. Boys on the other hand drink and talk in analogies.


For example, a girl would say: I really love this boy, but he rejected me because I am 1 year olderrrrrrrrrr (insert high pitched voice and tears), now I just feel so stupid, why, why, whyyyyyyyyyyy did I fall for this kinda boy. Although he is really cuteeeeeeeee, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh (insert higher pitched voice and more tears)

Boys or in particularly me in similar situation would go: I did something stupid.......really really stupid. To Arthur! And all we need is a few friends that didn't care to be around, just so we can show how damn sad we are.


So which way is better? Of course the girl way is better, that's why they live longer. But will we change? Of course not, if everyone in the world would stop drinking, we will have enough rice to feed all the starving children in Africa. It's a big industry. We can't let it fall. But am I advocate drinking. No, I'm just lining up a social phenomena that neither of us can change. It's an observation base on facts that do no justice to anybody.

Welcome to the cruel cruel world

Crab

Don't kill small crabs

Tmnet is a headache. And we all know that. To make a long story short,


I want to apply streamyx, apartment no phoneline,I applied phoneline,after got phoneline,they tell me no port,I wait for the port to be fixed,after port fixed,they tell me no modem,so I waited for the modem and then I found out that the modem got only one lan port which is not enough for my 4 people apartment........now I have to ask someone who can help me set up my D-link Modem.. Total waiting time, 2 WEEKS!





They say if you want many people to read your blog, all you have to do is to swear a lot. Like how Namewee diao TNB.


So streamyx cibai. But I have no choice but to subscribe to them because she is the monopoly. Other broadbands are still crap. They are either coverage not enough, got thereshold limit, slower or simply more expensive.


Talking about crap did you read the news of the "missing girl" who went to genting with her 15 year old boyfriend? Don't undermine this kind of news because these are the news that made it to "the star" most viewed. People like sensational news. In other words, I'd but Rm50 that they had sex in genting. Because we all like having sex in genting and 15 year old boys can dry hump a bolster for 30 minutes, what more the real thing. Hah, one of the regrets of my life is to never make headlines for this kinda thing.


I mean, who would report a news which says "Andrew, one of the boys that lived his life ordinarily and properly, watching occasional porn with minimal exposure, reject special service when go to massage but masturbate himself in private, never thought of paying for sex, retain dignity by retaining virginity until he finally lose it voluntarily and legally with someone hopefully is not a whore". This is the kind of news where the title would be "Top 10 losers of the year".


But really? Has our world demoralized itself to an extend whereby doing something right equals God damn you are a freaking loser? The truth is it has. But boy, if you've reach a certain stature called "The Andrew Ho standard of I don't care what the fuck you do as long as I don't fuck up my life like you do", you'll be glad you belong to the minority group of so called losers.





Don't regard me as a self-righteouss person who always repeat the same thing. Regard the enviroment and peer preasure a little bit too much to bear. In other words, imagine your 16 year old girl which is in love with me going to Genting for a week long holiday. I swear in the name of TMNet, 7 condoms will not be enough. And you would wish this society is a better place. You would wish the clubs doesn't sell pills, you would wish there aren't so many chinese prostitutes in Bukit Bintang.


By they why did I choose 16? That is the minimum age I will not be charge with statutory rape. That's the difference between men like us and the boys at large, we use our freaking brain even when we're horny. Education not wasted.

Do You Want To Titanic Me?

Men want women to be fresh all the time. As long as he still thinks the woman is fresh, he will treat her like she is the only thing that matters on earth. But why is it that so often we hear girls say to their boyfriends "you have changed, you are no longer the guy that I first fall in love with". That's because somehow the boy thinks her girlfriend is not fresh anymore.

So the question is, how long does this "fresh" feeling last? Scientifically speaking, it is the first 3 days he know her.

That's why you will see men who keep finding new girlfriends, fresh girlfriends. Because lust is an unstoppable force. Women on the other hand is a little different. Instead of finding new fresh boys all the time, they want their boyfriend to remain fresh forever. It's a little bit like trying to make pickled cucumbers.

Do you know why titanic is the best love story of all time? Because Titanic is a place where you don't have to work but you get to eat. So in the morning you get up, you don't have to work and you get to eat, in the afternoon you don't have to work, you get to eat, and in the night, you don't have to work again and you get to be romantic. It does not absolutely resembles real life at all. And the most crucial part? It never lasted more than 3 days.

Please understand that the 3 days is very important, this 3 days is when the romantic turbo of a guy is turned on. He will be able to perform task and behavior that he will never able be able to repeat again for the rest of his life, to you. Drown in an icy cold ocean, towards a women you've barely known, what are the chances you will give her your only pelampung? The romantic turbo is still turned on.....

*Ideas for this post is not original, I plagiarise it from a funny show. And you should be aware that I write these things for fun only.

Cute In Many Degrees

Morning Gentlemen,


I've just realized if you have recently fall out of love, winter sonata is one of the songs that can most probably inspire a suicide. So don't listen to it. I've been going through some rough patches lately, I became a little emotional as it is reflected in my writing. But I guess this will be the last mushy post in a while. Because life move on and people have to follow it.


You might be wondering what happened, but if you know me you'll know that I do not discuss about my personal feelings and stories very much. Never. Certain things are better kept in the heart, it is no big deal, it's just me being more of a man. A little bit too much sometimes.


The holidays are coming, I'll be back in Kuching for a brief 2 weeks towards the end of December. As I am writing to you I am also listening to a piano piece that sounds almost like a sad Christmas song. And all I can think of in my mind is that this Christmas, it will be wonderful if I could just get the chance to meet up all my friends. Those that I have not seen for a long time, a damn long time indeed and I want to tell them that I still remember them, and I still care. Just as I always will.


I want to do those good things before I get a little older. Wouldn't want to wait until my mid-life crisis come to finally realize what I've missed ^^


There are times indeed when we feel a little sentimental, but God I hope those times wouldn't be too long. As a boring writer that generates all his boring ideas from his empty mind, I can tell you, it doesn't feel so good. For every sentence you write that touches the heart of others, it must first touch yours.


To lighten up this post, I wanna visit the new gym in Kuching when I'm back though, I wonder if they would let non-members in at all. I guess they would at least let me in until the receptionist counter, it's worth a shot because when I look at the pictures from Kennysia's website, the receptionist looks kinda pretty. Just wanna make sure it isn't photoshoped. Hahahaha.....


I'm cute in many degrees. And I deserve a great life. That's what God told me and that's what I believe. So it does to you my dearly beloved friend, whoever you are. Here's a little flying kiss for you from the bottom of my heart.

He goes to gym, he thinks egg white is protein, he needs protein, so he ate all the white and left this aside

爱到太践还是算了吧

人与人之间相处是一门艺术，它是一种感觉，也是一种感情。困难在那里呢？它就在当你看着心爱的人与别人做爱时，那个感受你如何承担？所以我们今天的主题是，当她与别人做爱时，我如何再跟她相处。 我再次强调，相处是一门艺术，这是个很烂的开头。 哈哈哈。。。

心痛是痛得很痛。算了也算不了多少。想忘在一时之间是不可能的。这种感觉你叫我如何处理? 他们说这种小爱小恨，迟早会过去，但迟早不是今天。迟早不是明晚，当迟早还没到来时，你叫我怎么死?

这世界是不负责任的，它是不公平，它是残忍的。不是有些人不求上进，是事实太多时候太难了。更何况犯践的你我本来就是喜欢自讨苦吃，怨不得别人。

结论呢？就是大家一起吃大便吧。



English Translation via Google Translate:


Among people is an art, it is a feeling, but also kind of feeling. The difficulty there? It's in when you watch a loved one when having sex with others, how do you feel that commitment? Therefore, today's theme is that when she was having sex with someone else, when, how do I get along with her. I stress once again that coexistence is an art, this is the beginning of Henlan. Ha ha ha. . .


Heartburn is the pain painful. Forget also the number of Suan Bule. Would like to forget in a while is impossible. This feeling you call me how to deal with? They say that this little love little hate, sooner or later will pass, but sooner or later, not today. Sooner or later, not tomorrow, when not coming sooner or later, you told me how to die?


This world is irresponsible, it is not fair, it is cruel. Not some people do not make progress, is a fact too often too difficult. What's more guilty of Jian's always been like you and I ask for it, nobody is to blame.


Conclusion? Is the bar stool to eat with everyone.

Not Important

Welcome back to my low life gentlemen, things are settling down for me in KL. Of course, there is really nothing much to begin with. Not that I am studying in a whole new enviroment. Considering the amount of Indonesian people I mix with, I still feel little traped in between Bandung and Jakarta. Where the hell did all the Malaysian go?


It's really easy to ignore blogging when you have things going on in your life. Blogging is really not so important. It kinda reminds me of a stupid politician that once said "blogging is for women who have no jobs and has nothing to do". Well, to be fair, it is easier to blog when you have no job and have nothing to do. Unfortunate for me, I'm neither born into a wealthy family nor did i strike any jackpot recently. So I've got to study, I've got to work.


It's not really fair but knowing Indonesian friends also mean I know people from Acheh (two of them). And when you know their experiences in life, of which all their families were washed to the sea and never survived, I figured I shouldn't complain too much all the time. Maybe sometime I have too, why, because BN is still on the throne.

see the blue frogs

Anyone who read the news would know what happened in DUN Perak recently. The problem has lasted so long, now it's not so fun anymore even to joke about. They are like two footballs teams supporters, who go into the DUN and shout at each other. One claim they are legitimate, the other claim they are right. But of course, those who has eyes know exactly which team did the right thing.

What BN did was wrong in a way that they forego public perception and support. Discounted the future and focuses on only short term goal, which is to win the DUN back. This is a rookie mistake. Obviously if the goverment is thinking of hiring a better strategist, I'm one of the new blood most qualified in this country. They should have just given me a scholarship and make me the next Chua Soi Lek or Ong Kee Teat. Personally I like Chua Soi Lek more, he's as shameless as me. But of course, when I tried to enter the Prime Minister's residence to discuss about my scholarship, I was denied access. Maybe its because I am not Anwar's personal aide.

Short Form - MCA

The recent news also reported Pakatan Rakyat having internal struggles. If that's going to be a problem, I guess BN also nailed it by having the dramatic MCA fight. It's at best only a 1-1. The Star also went further by reporting a few posts that Anwar and Azmin having "special relationship". I do not see Malaysiakini covering that. It's disgusting no doubt whether it is true or not but I like how Anwar deal with it. The party did not respond at all to that piece of news. The way you kill a bad report is to never get into the game and play along, classic.


And that's all the nonsense I read on the news, which is disappointing. So until next time, good bye world.


Oh, here is Namewee latest video about TNB.

Thoughts

Sometimes in life, people dissapoint us. They are not able to live up to our expectations. It can be a friend, a partner, a lover or just anyone else. It kinda hurt us in a way that there is nothing we can do about it. So the best thing ultimately is to let go and move on.


There are some things we cannot change, like people. No matter how hard you try or how much advises you give, no one changes anybody. What we did is just try. Why? Because it makes us feel better. At least we tried.


Have you ever care for someone who don't care about you? Or try to love someone who don't bother about your existence? Have you tried to do good things with good intentions but somehow turnt out quite badly? If you had, then we all have something in common.


What do you think makes me different from others? Nothing. And what do you think makes me feel that I'm better the rest? Nothing. So why do we even bother to compare?


It is possible to look down on successful people. But it is not possible to look down on humble people who don't bother about how successful you think you are.


I've done good things to people who don't really appreciate them. But it's okay because they told me they respect me this much. (a little bit)

No matter how hard you try, you can never teach a dog how to fly. So just let it go.


There are a few reason why we don't fit into a conversation. It can be a language barrier, a topic we don't like to talk about, or we're a christian that is stuck between a conversation of how to find the G-spot of your girlfriend and how to cheapen yourself and her by doing her over and over again like an animal. You think my language is too rough for you to take in? Well, maybe you don't fit into this conversation.

No matter how good we think we are, please understand that there will always be plenty of others who can do it better. So never feel too good or proud of what you've done. The only attitute that is acceptable to me is humility.


I don't enjoy hurting people's feeling. But I do enjoy seeing people getting punished for their own sins. I like to help people and I don't usually ask for anything in return. I just enjoy the feeling of helping people who can't help themselves.


It's very difficult to mingle around people with no moral standards, no religion, no beliefs, no values, no character, no principle, no ethics, no nothing. But why are these things important they ask? I don't know, I just figured those are the things that can differenciate me from the animal kingdom.


When I love you, I correct you. When I like you, I advise you. When I still care for you, I talk about it. When I give up on you, I keep quiet. And I always will.


Forgetting someone might be an impossible task. But Ignoring someone isn't.

Narcissism

Iranian soup

If you ask me what's the meaning of self-obsessed. I would tell you that it's an attitude of some people who are brave enough to face reality. To fully accept the fact that sometimes it is hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way. For example, me.

So what does it takes to acheive such high level of self-obsession? Ignorance. If you would close your eyes for one minute and learn how to ignore. This world will seem so much better to everyone of us, isn't it?

Iranian Lamb

Who cares if I am fat, who cares if I am a loser, who cares if others think I am ugly or if I walk into an Iranian restaurant and ordered a dish that looks like shit?

If you think that is meat, you are so wrong. It is eggplant, smashed into mushy mud and I'm suppose to eat it with bread. Which ultimately looks like this.

This is the story of my life

You see sometimes, self obsession is good. Because that's literally the only way most people can look into the mirror every morning and think they are the most beautiful people in the world. And there is nothing wrong with that. Nomatter how ugly you are, nomatter how horrible your body is, please understand that there are a lot of ugly people in the world like you too. Except for me. So embrace your ugliness today and know that you can be proud of your ugly face.

Iranian Kebab

Hahahahahahahaha. Sometimes its just nice to screw people with nonsense. I apologize if I hurt your feelings. Don't believe in anything I say. I'm just kidding. There is no way you can look in the mirror every morning and think you are the most beautiful people in the world. You are not me. It's physically impossible.

Wake Up

The hardest part about waking up every morning is when you know that there is nothing interesting today, there is nothing to look foward now, there is no motivation to move on, yet somehow you summon the energy there is to get up from bed and act like this is going to be the best day of your life.


This is why I keep reminding myself every morning, that no matter how difficult it is or how dark my mind may perceive this day, this week, this month, this year is going to be. I have to wake up. And I have to wake up good.


If today is gonna be a bad day, it is not going to change with me not waking up, hiding in the room avoiding the sun in a gloom and doom. If this week is gonna be a bad week, it is not going to change with my worries and my complains about how unfortunate and pathetic my life is. If this year is gonna be challenging, it is not going to be less burdenful if I refuse to get up, wake up, and fight against it with the little bit that I can.


So wake up. Because change will come and is made by a small group of people, who believe if they persisted, if they insisted, they will light up their day, and they will light up their lives. It is not easy, it is easy the first day, it is easy the first week, but to do it forever. It's not just a change in your attitute, it is a change to how you think, it is a change to everything. Haven you heard the quote from Oprah that says "if you want your life to be more rewarding, you have to change how you think"?


So wake up before the sun rises up to the noonsky, because the day starts early. And your life starts there.


There are two parts to my secret of which this is the only one I am sharing. Because if I'd tell you part 2, you will call me religious and ask me to stop preaching. But be sure, this is better than nothing and way above par from what any motivational speakers can tell you. The difference between me and motivational speakers is that they study motivation and teach them to you. Me? I generate them from my mind and share it genuinely from my heart. I don't read books, I don't trust them. The theories of the world only serve to reconfirm my opinions and further justify my righteousness. SO WAKE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

Run fatboy, run!

Ever since I started attending University, I've been attending gym more religiously then I attend church. Maybe it's because of the influence from my crazy indonesian friends that is obssesed with gyming. Or maybe it's because I finally decide to live up to the full potential that I am. Which in short can be described in a versatile english word call -------- awesome. Or, fat.

This is one of the few examples of my crazy friends

For me it's just fun to play in the gym. It makes me feel healthy. Doesn't matter if it's just an illusion, it's still worth it.

Which is why when I read about Kenny Sia opening a new gym in Kuching. I was actually very delighted. Because as we know, Kuching don't really have a proper gym. You cannot put two threadmills and two dumbells in a room and call it a gym. Neither can you make a big stadium call Rakan Muda and fill it up with rusty steels and broken equipment and say it's a gym.

I think it's just a great idea, if I were in Kuching I would definitely visit the place. Unless it's super expensive. But I don't know the rates so I cannot comment on it. My guess is that it will be relevant enough for working adults. I would have drop Kenny an email to take a sneek peak of the place and blog about it if I were in Kuching.

Kuching needs it. If I had enough capital, I would open one. Like how I always fancy about opening a gelato stall in Kuching. Because Kuching desperately needs gelato. Anyone who has enough money and you are reading this, open a gelato stall and sell it at Rm6.90. I like that number, I don't know why.

But I think this will work out well http://www.kennysia.com/archives/2009/10/my-secret-proje.php I think lah.

About You & I

In the city when you gaze upon the sky at night you will find no stars. But just because you don't see them doesn't mean they stop existing. The same goes in life, I've met many people in my walk of life, many who had gathered around me and many who had left to other places. I don't get to see them around anymore, no, not so much like I used to. But just because I don't see them doesn't mean they stop exisiting. I miss some of them, and sometimes I wonder if they miss me too.

If you wake up early in the morning, just right before the sun comes up, you'll get to hear the sound of birds chirping. And you'll get to breath the morning air. The freshest of the day. And I'd wish at that moment in time, that I could just say a big good morning to everyone I had known. I bet they would all return me my greeting with the most genuine smile. The ones you can only get when someone really loves you. As a person, as a friend or as a family.






So tonight before you sleep, take a moment to think about life. Your love ones, your friends, and all the nice people you remember. Because as you think about them, they might be thinking about you too. That's how we connect. That's how we love and that's how we give a little more warmth to this big cold world.

Ice Cream Car

Super Short Talk: KNNCCB, I bet Rm1 on Chua Soi Lek will lose in the EGM. Who knows Ong Kee Tat, Chua Soi Lek both lost until need to take off underwear. This is the case when you are in the casino playing "big or small", and then all the 3 dices turnt out to be the same number, so the dealer wins all nomatter what you bet! KNNCCB.

My apologies for the lack of interesting updates recently. If my full time job is blogging, you bet I'd come up with more jokes than this. But unfortunately the money I get from this blog can hardly cover anything. So this is when reality sets in. Talking about jokes, I bet we've all know about the kiss ass 1malaysia F1 team. You hear me right, I said kiss ass, not kick ass.

Looks Like ICE CREAM

Don't get me wrong, I totally support the Malaysia F1 team. It's a good project. Mainly because it doesn't involve anyone's income tax. Unlike the stupid 200 million ringgit space tourist we sent to International Space Station. This is much better. I mean, I don't even remember what's the name of the male model we sent up the space. And I don't know what stupid experiment he conducted up there, with what sorts of results. I bet most people don't know too! You know why? Because it is freaking not important. Here's the deal, you buy over-priced jet planes from Russia, they let you ride the rocket to space for fun. That's like me paying 200K for a Toyota Vios, but on top of that, I get to drive a Mercedez for 1 day. I think Malaysia has once redefined stupidity in our own special way.

I am so cuteeeee

Back to the F1 Team. I said it is a kiss ass team because of the name lah! It is definitely stupid. Private corporate needs government support when they do things. I guess the decorative trade here is to name the team over one of the most rubbishes idea I've ever heard. 1Malaysia, as if there were two Malaysias before. They might as well name it over me. You judge, which is better, The Malaysia 1Malaysia F1 Team or The Malaysia Andrew Ho F1 Team. Even the acronym sounds better M1M F1 Team VS MAH F1 Team. But of course, I don't have an inch of stature to make anyone name anything after me. To top that up, I don't even get to go into a famous University.

Fujian University, short form F.U.

Which brings us to this year Times top ranking University. University Malaya top 180. Hahahaha. I applied law in UM. They rejected me. Bad choice, but still, it's the reality. I think that's why they changed the chancellor with a 1 day notice last time. I weep for you and your children. I heard the new vice chancellor is forcing all the lecturers to come up with 2 research papers each year so to top up the ranking. And besides stupid locals, stupid international student can now join UM because one of the criteria to top ranking is of course getting more international students. Even Indian Institute of Technology Delhi lost to UM. Those people build rocket also lose to UM. See how credible is the survey. I think if you let them do a survey on Malaysian blog, I sure top 100. Anyway UKM, USM dropped in the list. So much for the apex university status. One of the criteria for Apex University status is to improve the ranking to Top 200 in 5 years, top 100 beefore 2020. Fuck you la, what you aspire to acheive in 5 years, UM already acheived now, If you let me choose, I'd rather burn all the money invested on them in front of KLCC. I think that would make us famous faster. After all, how the goverment manage Malaysia has always seemed like a marketing gimmick to me. Tallest building, longest bridge, tallest tower, biggest roti canai, world's best airport, proton cars. Check the projects, all got problem one.

And back to politics. Bagan Pinang by-election. It's funny that BN send a man name Isa to contest. His name is like an acrononym to Internal Security Act. What is wrong with them? Still, I hope they lose. Papers say it's their stronghold and all that. But gentlemen, let us pray that a miracle might happen. In trying times like this, we desperately need such things to cheer us up. If you ask me why do I hate the goverment? I'd have to ask you back WHY DO YOU HATE MANCHESTER UNITED?

Super Update: Okay fine, so Isa won. Money Politics man bah, of course he wins.